Recently Batman was seen, sneaking through the yard of a Middle School. These supposed crimefighters have gone too far. Can’t they keep their silly spandex and leather games confimed to their own home cities instead of having to drag it out to the middle of Scotsdale, Arizona?
And of course, they couldn’t find him afterwards he just disappears into the middle of the desert, perpetrating his persona as some kind of mystic demon creature. How dare he frighten our children like this. Batman must be stopped!